Friday, October 15, 2004

A phone call I've just taken here at work:

Me: Hello, this is the XXX XXX.

Him: Oh hellooo there, this is Pastor So-and-So. Is that Sara Ewing?

Me: No, you've reached the XXX XXX and there's no one here with that name.

Him: What are you called again?

Me: XXX XXX. We're a registered charity and a counselling service.

Him: Oh. I've been told to call you - do you know anything about the 20 cases of Palestinian olive oil I'm expecting?

EH??