Hey you! Big softie! I know you secretly cry at RSPCA ads and Cilla's Surprise Surprise. So check these out. They are brilliant - bit slow to load, but worth the wait. Meow!
Thursday, January 31, 2002
LA Fitness, bums legs + tums class, last night.
Everyone knows each other, so there's friendly banter between Wayne the instructor and his group of out of shape ladies and one incredibly buff young man.
"Oi Lucy, weren't you meant to be on that crap show Footballers' Wives?"
She looks embarrassed and asserts that yes, she was nearly cast as Chardonnay. Everyone gives her pitying glances - good thing she didn't get it!
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Ack! I've just had my picture taken as part of our company's new decorating scheme. My face will be blown up to 20 x 30 and plastered around the office. Somehow I don't agree with their view that this will make our environment seem "friendly" and "real", and therefore persuade clients to chuck money at us - especially as all my make-up had worn-off by 3 PM. My only consolation is that everyone had to do it, so hopefully someone will look worse than me.
Monday, January 28, 2002
Kudos to not.so.soft for pointing this out - it's an old but good joke! Click here to see what my blog looks like after it's been translated into German and then back into English. You can do it yourself via Babelfish, but this guy's site is even faster. (I particularly like how "tinned pumpkin" became "preserved Kuerbis")